My husband is a freakshow. Yep, I said it.
I've alluded to his strange sleeping habits but let me lay it all out right now. He goes from a conservative, well meaning, think before he speaks kind of person to a complete freakshow within minutes of falling asleep. Although I have stories to fill an entire blog in itself, I'll tease you with an instance from last night around midnight.
I was reading "The First Patient" by Michael Palmer. Decent fiction. Anyway, hubby was asleep...maybe 20 minutes into his first sleep cycle when he props himself up on his elbow and takes a DEEP breath and says, "What was that word?"
What? I say.
Him- "What was that WORD that just flew by"
me- WHAT word?
Him- Oh, nevermind. I guess I'm asleep.
I then cackle with laughter...and he yells at me for waking him up.
Yep, it's pretty much a nightly affair. Welcome to my marriage.