You know those things that come out of your mouth and in retrospect, you look (as almost from above looking down at yourself) and say, Did I really say that?
Little Dude was using my bathroom (which I detest by the way) because his is in utter upheaval. I stood next to him as he urinated (I hate that part too) and this is what I actually had to say to another human being (a 3 year old human being, mind you.)
"Little Dude, you need to finish peeing before you walk away from the toilet."
"Oh, okay" he said. And he ran off.
Really...is that kind of instruction really necessary?