I can't find my cell phone! Someone please tell me when they will begin embedding cell phones into the human body? I will be the first in line. I don't care how much it hurts.
Of course I turned the ringer off BEFORE I lost it so it could be a while til I make a phone call again.
I really wasn't this scatter-brained before kids.
It is possible that the reason I have so many kids is because I need a small army to help search for the things I am constantly losing, like my keys and my phone. Of course, it is equally possible that the children were the reason the brain cells that usually help one to retain such information withered and died.
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